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• The end of the Executioner chase where Alice runs into a clearing, finds and eats the 'Eat Me' cake. The Executioner runs in, ready to attack, then Alice grows to massive size. Cue an Oh, Crap! from the Executioner who drops his scythe (and his jaw.) before he meets the underside of Alice's shoe. You are then given a tutorial on playing as Gigantic Alice. Unlike previous tutorials, the drawing of Alice is now large enough to have a face. A very bright happy face.

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• After the introductory part of Deluded Depths, Alice and the Mock Turtle are attacked by sharks and Alice gives her snark a workout.
  Mock Turtle: Confounded beasts, they want my ship!
  Alice: I think you're more to their taste.
  Mock Turtle: Never! We're almost relatives!
  Alice: You're related to soup, Admiral.
• This exchange, mainly due to Carpenter's motor-mouthed response:
  Carpenter (to Alice): You need to deal with these sailors. It's your time.
  Walrus: Time? Time? The time has come to talk of ships and, and, and vegetables and royalty and, and, and whether pigs have wings..and so on.
  Carpenter: Enough of that, Walrus. Youstartwailingabouttherebeingtoomuchsandonthebeach, I'llhaveyourblubberforbreakfast!
• Alice summarizing the Carpenter's Oyster Show, just before everything goes wrong in a most disturbing fashion.
  Carpenter: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the SHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
  *Oyster girls run up on the stage and start dancing as the Carpenter sits next to Alice*
  Alice:Rather bizarre show..

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• Whenever Alice interacts with the Hatter.. while wearing the Hattress Dress. Seeing the reassembled Hatter leaping from factory to factory with a tiny female version of himself clinging to his back is equal parts funny and adorable.
• The first 'boss' fight with the March Hare and the Dormouse can give a few laughs and/or aggravation to the player. Alice, and even the player, is prepared for their first boss fight with a big mechanical monster, but immediately, a giant tea pot falls on them and knocks them out completely. The way they fall out is comical at best.
• It's subtle, and you almost have to be listening for it, but when Alice smashes the first of the Queen's hearts when she's Giant, you can hear the Queen say 'It's only a flesh wound.'
• Alice saying 'booop' whenever she successfully shoots a time-switch.

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• When you recover the Mad Hatter's arms and legs, a group of mechanical arms put him back together. And when they place upon him his hat, one hand pats the top of it gently.
• Some of the wrong answers to Radula Room riddles can be funny on their own.
  • King's cloak, priest's cassock, lady's wrap, judge's robe all hang by me. What am I?
    London Gibblet or Lord High Executioner
  • What warms like the summer sun, heats like a blazing fire, and yet does not burn?
    Molten Lava
  • I talk, but I do not speak my mind. What am I?
    A politician.
  • What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
    A suicidal insomniac.
  • Feed me I live; Give me a Drink and I die.
    An Alcoholic.
• While the interlude where Alice relives her experiences in the insane asylum is primarily terrifying, there is a moment of hilarity when she encounters Tweedledee and Tweedeledum (and, thanks to the Mind Screw nature of this sequence, their orderly counterparts in the real world):
  Tweedledee: I know..
  Tweedeldum: Which way's up and which way's down?
  Tweedledee: I was going to say..
  Tweedeldum: Your prayers?
  Tweedledee: Don't interrupt. If I can't..
  Tweedeldum: Go to the lavatory?
  Tweedledee: Maddening..
  Tweedeldum: Yes you are. But what am I?
  Tweedledee: I'll give you..
  Tweedeldum: A present? You shouldn't. I've nothing for you.
  [..]
  Tweedeledum: I defer to your enormouse arse, Your Worship.

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Alice madness returns chapter 2 pig snouts 2017. The Duchess had changed since the last time they have met as she stated that girls like Alice were not her preferred dish. Contents History Alice: Madness Returnsfirst saw these creatures after having met the Duchess in the. AppearanceThe Pig Snout is a large pink pig snout which usually has white wings attached to its sides if it is flying, mounted on a wooden plaque if it is on a wall, or purple and is either mounted or flying when Shrink Sense is activated.References. She then ordered Alice to pepper the snouts as these were her current favorite.

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• The end of the first chapter: the Hatter's frenetic and pathetic attempt to have another tea party with his now deceased friends (who were trying to kill him just a second ago) is extremely sad and disturbing at the same time.
  • The Hatter's death. After all the trouble Alice went through to help him, after a short but awesome moment in which they work together, and after a Curb-Stomp Battle that can only be described as a CMOA. Made more poignant by the fact that the Hatter died having (or trying to have) one final tea party with his dead comrades.
  • Made worse when Alice's response is essentially 'Eh, screw him, he deserved to die. .. Oh, guess I'm drowning in tea now.'

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• The Carpenter's Heroic Sacrifice where he pushes Alice out of the path of the Infernal Train, revealing his evil ways were actually an attempt to protect the Deluded Depths from the train. His cry of 'The death of a dream!' is just harrowing.
• The scenes on the Infernal Train where all of Alice's friends call her out for her ignorance.
  • The Mad Hatter berates Alice for letting Dr. Bumby manipulate her mind to turn her into an empty husk.
    Hatter: Everything's a nail, is it, Miss Hammer-Head?! First it was your search, freighted with fear and fragmented memories. Now it's the train. Never time for tea. While your brain's on holiday, we're ruined! Now, we're all mad here..and that's a good excuse for going to hell in a teapot, but not for forgetting what your senses saw. Forgetting is just forgetting. Except when it's not. Then they call it something else. I'd like to forget what you did. I've tried. But I can't.

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  • Caterpillar calls Alice out for noticing the child abuse around her but being too focused on her own troubles to speak out about it.
    Caterpillar: Come to receive your punishment, then?
    Alice: I know I'm guilty of something. But, punishment never suits the victims of the crime.
    Caterpillar: Abuse is a crime the strong visit on the weak. And you're right. Abusers are insufficiently punished for the damage they do. Those who witness abuse without seeking retribution for the harmed pay a penalty. Your own pain mitigates your failure to act earlier, but you may not yet have paid enough for witnessing the pain of others.
  • The Queen of Hearts reveals Lizzie's cruel fate. Alice has a Heroic BSoD.
    Alice: My Lizzie..what is this train's destination?!
    Queen of Hearts: Madness and destruction. You shouldn't ask questions you know the answer to, it's not polite..and that noise wasn't Lizzie talking in her sleep..
    • To make it worse, Alice sounds like she's on the verge of tears the whole time she's with the Queen. And the Queen is Wonderland's version of her sister.

Alice Madness Returns Walkthrough